GETTING TO KNOW: Alcander

I love these fun tagging games, especially the ones where I get to go into the mind of so many fascinating characters. This time I was tagged by the very talented Kymber. I       was also tagged by the very lovely Louise. Thank you both for the nod.

These tags occurred some time ago, so please don’t think that I had forgotten about the tags. I really wanted to do this character questioning with Alcander, but it wouldn’t have made sense until he had his official OUaL debut.  So here we are, getting to know about Alcander!

Warning: there are more than a few swear words.

► Name? ➔ Alcander Saavedra the First, Moonlight Falls’ Chief Tenet Enforcer.

► Are you single? ➔ Much to my dismay yes.  But not for every much longer. I have a plan that will finally get her to agree to marry me.  Then, I will be unstoppable!

► Are you happy? ➔ I guess.

► Are you angry? ➔ Yes, that too. I guess.  I don’t spend my time fixating on such frivolous emotions.  

► Are your parents still married? ➔  Yes, Mother knows better than to leave Father.

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place? ➔ Moonlight Falls

► Hair Color? ➔ All of the most powerful warlocks in my family have white hair with blue streaks.  Anything less is unacceptable.

► Eye Color? ➔ Grey, just like my ancestors before me.  

► Birthday? ➔ June 28

► Mood? ➔ I don’t care to waste my time on such silly things as caring about what mood I am in.  And I don’t care to answer anymore asinine questions on the topic either.

► Gender? ➔ I am all man!

► Summer or winter? ➔ Moonlight Falls has mainly two seasons; fall and winter.  

► Morning or afternoon? ➔ It is best to hunt at night.  That is when the real predators are out.

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love? ➔ Love is a meaningless feeling that was made up to prey on the idiots who buy in to all of that stupid shit like romance movies and Valentine’s Day.

► Do you believe in love at first sight? ➔ What is with all of the these stupid ass questions about love and feelings?  Wouldn’t you rather know how much I can bench press? I’ll give you a hint: it’s over 300 pounds.

► Who ended your last relationship? ➔ I am in control.  Always.

► Have you ever broken someone’s heart? ➔ I have crushed many hearts using only my bare hands.  

► Are you afraid of commitments? ➔ I am not afraid of anything.  And fuck you for inferring any different.

► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Who the fuck do you think I am?!?!  

► Have you ever had a secret admirer? ➔ I have many admirers.  That is no secret.

► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Why the fuck would I want to break my own heart?  

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust? ➔ Were you not listening when I told you how I feel about that shit?

► Lemonade or iced tea? ➔ Beer.

► Cats or Dogs? ➔ Neither.  Some lesser witches and warlocks need cats as familulars.  But I am more powerful than that. And I don’t need a dog either.  One would only slow me down. Besides, they remind me too much of wolves.

► A few best friends or many regular friends? ➔ I don’t need that shit either.  I have many people who jump every time I tell them too. But I wouldn’t call them friends.  

► Wild night out or romantic night in? ➔ Every night with me is wild.

► Day or night? ➔ I feel that I am repeating myself with a lot of these dumbass questions.  Nighttime is when the true predators come out and hunt. I include myself among them.

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ No one has ever been able to catch me.  Ever!

► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ I don’t fall.  Ever!

► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Nothing hurts me.  Ever!

► Wanted to disappear? ➔ I have never wanted to disappear.  Ever!

FOUR PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes? ➔ Fuck

► Shorter or Taller? ➔ Your

► Intelligence or Attraction? ➔ Stupid

► Hook-up or Relationship? ➔ Questions

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along? ➔ When they know their place.  Father has grown weak, and is too afraid to start another war with the werewolves.  But do not fear.  I already have a plan brewing to take over.  Soon, everything will be set.  Then nothing and no one will be able stop my rise to power!!

► Would you say you have a “messed up life”? ➔ Nothing about me is messed up.  I am the peak physical specimen of a man. I am the most powerful warlock in the world, not just in Moonlight Falls.  And once I finally have my bride, my plan to take over as Chief Commander will be complete.

► Have you ever run away from home? ➔ Run away?!  What kind of pussy do you take me for?!

► Have you ever gotten kicked out? ➔ No one would ever dare and try and kick me out of anything.  

FRIENDS

► Do you consider all of your friends good friends? ➔ Friends are just as useless as feelings and love and happiness.

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends? ➔ I hate many people, and that is no secret.  I hate anyone who tries to get in my way. And right now that list keeps growing. And this interview better end soon, before you end up on that list!

 

Author’s Note:

I better end this interview now, before Alcander gets mad.  Or, should I say, before he gets madder than he already is.  I feel like this tag has been out for so long, that I am not going to nominate anyone.   However, if this inspires you to do a Character Tag, then more power to you.

And as always, have a great day or night depending on when you are reading this!